We don't need no stinkin' privacy policy

To be honest, I don't want your personal information. As far as I'm concerned, the less we know about each other the better. You can keep your credit card details and your pimp's pager number. I'm not interested!

Cookies

I might use cookies on this site to help stop you logging into shit that doesn't concern you, or I might not. It's a 50 50 chance.
Like someone's mum at some point in history somewhere in the world probably never said: "Poke around too much and you're bound to get covered in cookie dough eventually."